#January2015

Nintendo dropping new ‘3DS XL’ next month

BOOM OR SOMETHING

I’ve been circling the purchase of a Nintendo 3DS for a while now. Haven’t been able to bring myself to launch the money-missiles from my wallet-banks, but maybe next month will be the time. The Company Mario Built is dropping a new one, and it’s supposed to be like, way nice or something.

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NINTENDO Announces New, Larger 3DS. Called The ‘3DS XL’, It Farts On Early Adopters.

Ah, as if the Nintendo 3DS and its launch didn’t suffer enough strife. There’s a new iteration of the handheld dropping this summer, with a larger screen and uh, 4D capabilities.

I made up one of those.

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