Fans petition to have Danny DeVito play Wolverine. Finally, the nerds are petitioning something worthwhile
There is finally a petition worth supporting, my friends. Yup! You see, there’s one going around demanding that Danny DeVito play Wolverine. And, fuck, it’s not gonna happen, but this is a Very Good Cause.
It’s as if a million nerds cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
#Error37 hit top global trending status around 3:40 am.
Someone created this site around 3:50 am.
No one online seems to actually be playing the game an hour after launch, at 4:00 am.
Yup. Diablo III’s out. I’ll see you all in my Error 37 t-shirt at Comic Con this summer.
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Today shows “Masturbation Cumshots” bringing people into our demented den. However, I’m more impressed by “Lamictal Cured Me.”
I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME! Just kidding. It really does help. If I wasn’t on it, I wouldn’t be typing this. I’d be sleeping for the fifteenth hour, covered in crumbs, blood and depression. After Batman beat my invalid ass.