Here’s a second trailer for Big Hero 6. It combines humor, heart (wicked heahhhht, kehd), and fluffy robotics for maximum gain.
I get the broad strokes of Birdman. Washed-up superhero actor attempting a comeback. Aside from that, not really sure. And I don’t fucking care. It looks beautiful.
Another day. Another Guardians of the Galaxy teaser that has me sweating. Talking in tongues. Praying to the Lords of Pop-Slop-Culture this movie is everything it seems to be.
Here’s a teaser for the absurdly long-titled The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1: Episode 2, Codex A. Yeesh. That’s a title. Anyways. Here’s the teaser. It’s basically just Jack Bauer’s Dad talking about how radical Panem is, while the Peter Guy crosses his hands and pretends not to notice the Old Guy Smell wafting off of Sutherland’s rot-tooth, mouth-gorge after every boring proclamation.
The dialogue in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For…it’s supposed to be fucking dumb, right? I’m trying to surf that indistinguishable line between schlocky and enjoyable noir narration, and…well. A fresh batch of fecaltainment souffle.
As a complete fanboy of The Rock, I’m really fucking excited for this movie. And I think I have my expectations properly calibrated to enjoy it. All the film needs to provide is ridiculous dialogue, absurd action sequences, head-scratching plot points, and Dwayne Johnson whupping unfathomable amounts of ass. Judging from this trailer, all will be featured.
Need some salve to rub on your Wright-rubbed-raw Marvel fanboy tits? Here it is! A delectable new TV spot for Rocket Raccoon’s Merry Band Of Marauders! I’m stoked for this flick. Like, way stoked. Here. Touch my sweatpants if you’d like. Yeah. That stoked.
I feel like I’ve been talking about this movie fucking forever. Plugging it before I was engaged, before I lived in my current apartment, before I got my teaching job. Jesus Christ. Well, I’m fucking glad! Enough about me. Let’s hold hands and delve into the surreal beauty together. Pants optional.
The first trailer for the first animated collaboration between Disney and Marvel has dropped. The little tease is cute as fuck. Adorable as woah! Definitely outside of typical Marvel fare, and that’s perfectly awesome.
This movie needs to get inside me already.