#September2017

‘L.A. Noire’ remaster dropping on PS4, XB1, and Switch. Yeah great, where is my ‘Red Dead’ remaster already?

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Listen. I’ll admit that I fucked up when I didn’t play Red Dead Redemption when it first dropped. So now that I want to play it, the graphics look dated, and that’s on me. But if Rockstar is out here fucking remastering L.A. Noire starring the herb from Mad Men or whatever, they should be fucking remastering Red Dead, as well.

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Press Start!: Zynga To Buy Gold Farming Prison Camps!

You can almost smell the sizzling scent of frying flesh on this forthcoming long weekend. Or uh, tofu if you’re of the vegetarian assort! Whatever it is, hell yeah motherfuckers! Welcome to the  pretty much fucking Memorial Day edition of  Press Start! The  column that spits on the five things in the world of gaming that caught my eye this week.

The list is incomplete, based on whimsy, and structured in a way to encourage your participation. Let’s fucking dance!

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Asperger’s Expert Says L.A. Noire Could Be A Teaching Tool?

I need to note that I don’t know very much about Asperger’s outside of the general debris that washes up on our collective pop consciousness. So I’m far from being even adequate in discussing it. However, I have to admit that an Asperger’s expert coming out and discussing L.A. Noire as a teaching tool for those with Asperger’s is very interesting to me.

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