I didn’t think I was interested in Snow White And The Chase For Middle Earth Bucks, but then I saw Charlize Theron emerge from some sort of binding milky goo. Then I was mildly interested.

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Twilight is a cultural blackhole of vapidity and pseudo female agency, but even with that considered I don’t mind Kristen Stewart. She was cute enough in Adventureland and uh…well, that’s all I’ve seen her in. Good chance I’ll be catching her in Akira.

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Oh golly gee,  ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ has gotten itself a trailer. Take That Chick  from Twilight, That Hot Dude from Thor and Charlize Naomi Watts or whatever and set the entire thing to the Walmart rip-off generic edition of the Inception score. What do you get?! This trailer!

Everyone seems to be talking about it, so I figured why not join the fray.

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