#November2012
XBOX 720: Details spilled in XBOX WORLD. If so, I’m sprung with tech-lust.
I could say I understand the jist of these new details, but I’m just like “oh shit new Xbox details. I don’t understand them with my fat brain, but I know I want it.” Do you understand these details? Are you excited like me? It’s a cucumber in my pants, chill out.
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Rumor: IMAGE from the KINECT 2 sensor leaked.
Skynet is upgrading its wares, infiltrating the next generation of Kinect sensors and the shit. Soon it will be able to accurately track the motions of your hand as you masturbate. Despite turning the system off, the camera will be on. Aware. Recording your furry habits.
XBOX 720 Document Leak Reveals $299 Price, KINECT 2, Kinect Glasses & More
Here we go! Put your boots on and prepare for the deluge cascading out of this leaked 56-page document detailing the Xbox 720. We got a price point, Kinect 2, some AR glasses, and more. Ain’t nothing more fun than corporate memos falling into the wrong (right?) hands.
Rumor: Next Xbox Will Play Blu-Ray, Have Kinect 2, Be SUPAR Powerful.
The rumors regarding the Next Box are percolating these days. More and more deets be droppin’ and are they truth? I believe a good amount of them. Especially the latest batch right here.
