Video: KATE UPTON Wants Me To Buy DirecTV. I WILL. I WILL.

This is astoundingly arousing-easy-lowest-common-denominator-but-I’m-sprung-here stuff. DirecTV pops Kate Upton on a beach, has her tell the audience to get their product, then flies her back to wherever they cryo-freeze all the beautiful male and female bodies that surely can’t operate in the real world.

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