Are you one of those people who wants more Jurassic Park? One classic movie, and two shitty sequels wasn’t enough for you? Buckle up.

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I wouldn’t expect Jurassic Park 4 to be any fucking good. We don’t really need the flick, and I’m not sure how much juice the entire premise has anymore. The best retort to that would be, “But yeah, Caff, you also didn’t think Rise of the Apes would rule, and it did”. Touche.

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