#November2016
Johnny Depp co-starring in ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Sequel
Johnny Depp, more recently known for becoming a joke in Tim Burton movies and having an ugly divorce with his wife, will be co-starring in the Fantastic Beasts sequel. This may be somewhat cool, if he wasn’t charged with domestic abuse, and wasn’t a complete mockery of himself lately. Especially the former.
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Kevin Smith making a teenage girls-starring superhero flick.
Kevin Smith is giving us what the Marvel Universe (and to be fair the DC Universe, and all the other sorts of Comic Book Universes) seem reluctant to do: a superhero flick starring women. Specifically, teenage women. Most specifically, Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp’s daughters. You read that right.
‘TRANSCENDENCE’ Trailer: WONKA AND THE SINGULARITY FACTORY
Johnny Depp’s technological theorizing ass gets capped, so they upload said theorizing ass into a computer. WHAT EVER COULD GO WRONG. Looks gorgeous, can’t tell if I’m intrigued or hate how obvious it seems. Surprise me, Wally Pfister. You’re already titillating my eye-socket orbs.
What do you all think?
Rumor: JOHNNY DEPP for Marvel’s ‘DOCTOR STRANGE’ flick.
Remember the days when it was like Marvel totally nickled and dimed every talent around them? If these Depp to Marvel rumors are true, boy are those days changing. Those economic motivations. Morphing.
First ‘DARK SHADOWS’ TRAILER: Burton And Depp Continue Mutual Masturbatory Nonsense
Oh hey! It’s the trailer for the *latest* Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter movie. You know, Zany Whacky Time 10! Christ, they’re not even trying anymore.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Frankenweenie Gets An OFFICIAL TRAILER: Or, I Still Don’t Care About Burton/Depp.
There was a lot of hubbub about the release of a trailer for yet another Burton/Depp collaboration, Frankenweenie. I didn’t cover it, because frankly I don’t give a fuck about Depp/Burton collaborations anymore. Then I thought, what if the denizens of OL do care? So here it is. In case you haven’t seen it yet. Yay! Burton! Depp! Quirky! Wee!
Monday Morning Commute: Then Our Sweatpants Boners Swung.
Monday evening in the Northeast section of the American Empire proper. Cold winds, comfortable clothes. Shut windows and caffeine in the veins. I’m relaxing. I’m also Caffeine Powered, my (literal) brother Rendar Frankenstein tagging me in for this iteration. I’m swinging over the top fucking rope, ready to drop sweet chin music upon all your unsuspecting asses. Gape for me baby, and allow my Love Heel to caress your Soul-Clit.
