Man. Whenever I get down about the impending collapse of Western Civilization, I should at least remember we’re getting a second John Wick movie. Like, way fucking soon.

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Here’s Neo and Morpheus reuniting in John Wick: Chapter 2. A sequel, which please Elder Ones I beg you, will be significantly better than the Matrix ones.

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Hnng. Yes. Kill ’em all, Johnny Boy. Kill ’em all.

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Man. When John Wick dropped, I never thought we would see a second movie. But, here we are! John Wick: Chapter 2 is dropping next year, fucking *and* a third movie is in the works.

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The social event of the year. #JohnWick2 teaser trailer. This Saturday. #NYCC #JohnWick2NYCC pic.twitter.com/9HUc8ZL1bF

— John Wick: Chapter 2 (@JohnWickMovie) October 6, 2016

John Wick Chapter Two has received its first teaser, ahead of this weekend’s release of its first full trailer at NYCC. The content is minimal, but seems to focus on what made the original so fun for me. Schlocky, B-Movie dialogue, and lots of guns. I, I don’t know what that says about me.

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A new John Wick: Chapter 2 photo reveals the (current) fate of his pitbull. You know, the one Wick gained at the end after murdering everything in his path for mirking his first puppy. The fate? Alive and rolling as a member of the Wick Squad.

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Here’s an official John Wick: Chapter 2 poster to tide you over! Tide you over until the glorious sequel to the ultra-violent original washes over you in a orgiastic wave of blood and stylized fury.

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John Wick Too Far Away, am I right? I can’t wait for this fucking movie, that I can’t believe is even happening. Well done, public. Well done, seeing the original movie. Let’s get this sequel DONE.

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