Sony Says Playstation Move Isn’t A Wiimote. They Are Fucking Liars.

This Is Totally Not A Wiimote Rip Off. Wink wink.

I own this dumb shit already. It’s called my Wii. It sits unused gathering dust while I use two systems that aren’t predicated on gimmicky motion control bullshit. The only time I want to be furiously working my wrists is when I’m pleasuring myself or a partner. I’m going to probably end up buying this anyways. Oh well.