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Revealed: The Identity of the New Female Thor


Like Marvel is always wont to do, they’ve revealed a huge spoiler before the actual issue drops (tomorrow). So! Hark! Spoilers ahead.

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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: When Blondie is here, Earth’s in trouble.

Thor - The Dark World.

It is a little known fact that if an adult male takes a lightning bolt directly to the epicenter of their asshole, it jettisons all of said male’s seminal fluids in an orgiastic cascade of momentary death. I’m not saying that happened to me while watching this trailer, but I am saying my testicles are covered in procreational gunk.

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New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ pics have him ready to SMASH & SMILE.

Thor has seen the spoilers. He laughs at foes.

Here are two new pictures from Thor: The Dark World that feature the varying facets of the Odinson. Namely, his overwhelming desire for  both mirth, and bludgeoning people upon their skulls.

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