#December2015

‘It’s Always Sunny’ Season 11 Teaser: The Gang Hits The Slopes

It’s Always Sunny has peaked long ago, but I still enjoy the show. It’s like hanging out with a gang of my favorite sociopathic friends (to compliment our group’s existent sociopath, Bateman). So the upcoming season arriving soon is exciting, and this promo is as well. Pure 1980s cheeseball bullshit.

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Monday Morning Commute: rocket-burns and moonshine dreams

Welcome to the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! This is the feature I use as an excuse to showcase the various debris that’ll be keeping my brain-bone lubricated so as to avoid jamming up at the hands of the workweek. Some Mondays, I write a little story beforehand as a creative writing exercise and preface the post with it. On other Mondays, I start the post by jotting down an amusing anecdote

And then there’re those Mondays when I’m so tired that my eyes are burning and I don’t have any goddamn coffee filters so kickstarting my creativity with a caffeine-defibrillator isn’t an option and all I want to do is pass out and wake up in 2013 so that I can laugh at all those fucking doomsayers and tell them that their apocalypse wasn’t even worth being awake for.

Guess what kind of Monday today is.

Quit’yer dinkin’ around, let’s do this.

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