As a complete fanboy of The Rock, I’m really fucking excited for this movie. And I think I have my expectations properly calibrated to enjoy it. All the film needs to provide is ridiculous dialogue, absurd action sequences, head-scratching plot points, and Dwayne Johnson whupping unfathomable amounts of ass. Judging from this trailer, all will be featured.

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I like me some Rock. Dwayne Johnson. Whatever. However, Brett Ratner smells like twice-baked farts. Homeboy makes Michael Bay look like a fucking auteur. I said it! Come and get me. Pretty much anything that guy is attached to, I’m going to look at with a heavy slathering of skepticism. So with those two teaming up for Hercules, the outcome can only be prepared for.

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