As a complete fanboy of The Rock, I’m really fucking excited for this movie. And I think I have my expectations properly calibrated to enjoy it. All the film needs to provide is ridiculous dialogue, absurd action sequences, head-scratching plot points, and Dwayne Johnson whupping unfathomable amounts of ass. Judging from this trailer, all will be featured.
Okay, so I don’t really know if The Rock punches out a lion in this trailer. But I’m pretty sure he does. Lion leaps. Cut to black. He’s wearing that dumb cat’s fucking head as a helmet. Seems obvious. I’m in, man. Before the lion punching, I was in. It’s the fucking Rock.