The Grand Theft Auto Trilogy definitive edition is dropping this year, which we sort of all expected. . But now it’s official, and your balls are unrestained. They may no longer hesitate. They can react to this official news. Plumpen? Shrink? Sway, side-to-side, apathetically? It’s up to you! Me? This guy? This trilogy remaster is cool in theory to me, but I’ll never get around to playing it.

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