#April2014
‘WATCH DOGS’ Trailer: Hacking The Planet Like A 1337 Dude
New Watch Dogs trailer! has arrived, highlighting the various ways you’ll totally fucking hack the planet.
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‘DRAGON AGE 3: INQUISITION’ Trailer. And launch date!
Dragon Age 3 now has a gameplay trailer. And a release date. Both of these excite me. Do they excite you?
‘CHILD OF LIGHT’ Gameplay Trailer: Too Gorgeous To Exist
Good god, Child of Light is too beautiful to exist! And to think it’s dropping in a mere nineteen days! Fuck me sideways until I scream your Uncle’s name. I almost regret watching this trailer, ’cause goddamn has it raised my expectations. Stoked the flaming fire. *Insert additional crappy metaphor* *Banal ending sentence*
Double Fine’s ‘HACK N’ SLASH’ Trailer: Link Goes Zero Cool?
This next game from Double Fine has snuck the fuck up on me. Like, in the sense that I had never heard of it until today. But it looks…gnarly enough? Something like Legend of Zelda meets Hackers? I’m game! I just don’t know…What I’m game for.
‘HOTLINE MIAMI 2: WRONG NUMBER’ Trailer: Neo-Noir Bloodfest Redux
My soul is ready to once again swim in the murky, murderous seas of Hotline Miami blood. Is yours? Does it need a little push towards nihilistic pixelation devastation?
‘WATCH DOGS’ TRAILER & LAUNCH DATE: HAX THE PLANET W/CYBERPUNK BABES
Another day, another really dope trailer I can only pass along (and not watch) because I’m at work. No audio! Whatever. I’ll drop the impressions in the comments later. Also fucking dope: Watch Dogs finally has a release date. May 27! Boom.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
‘BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT’ TRAILER: GOTHAM BURNS AGAIN
Well, isn’t this day progressing quickly. From leaked info, to reveal, to an official trailer. Happy Batman: Arkham Fucking Knight day! Seriously though, my take from the trailer, and sort of the movies: Batman pretty much never fixes anything. Oh sure he’s throwing haymakers and beating ass, but it’s because yet again his fucking city is burning.
Can’t wait, though!
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ Official Trailer: One more sweet stroke
Here’s the latest trailer for Grand Theft Auto. Apparently it’s the “official one”, which makes the other ones…? I don’t know, man. I’m pretty sure everyone either buying or not buying this game has already made that decision. So this trailer is a quick jimmy-tug for those sweating the release. Take the tug!
