#January2013

Rumor: PS4 to restrict used games. GameStop stock responds by crapping its pantaloons.

GameStop makes a lot of its money off duping scrubs like me into giving them my used games, and flipping the piggies for something comfortably close to the original price. If Sony has its way, this entire ecosystem of fanboy and fangirl exploitation is going to dry up like a motherfucker. Naturally, this has sent GameStop into a panic. You can find it running in circles, proclaiming the end of doom. Follow the  shouts until you find the man clad in horse skin, mouth slathered with gravy.

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