‘GAME OF THRONES’ SEASON 3 WAR Trailer: Dany, Jon, and a lot of death.

Dany time.

We have crossed the Ides of March, which means that the newest season of Game of Thrones shall be arriving in nearly no time. Thank goodness. The wait has been interminable, driving me to read the books to find out what happens! Good lord. Have you tried reading Martin? Let’s just say that the author’s prose mirrors his body in size. And bloat.

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‘GAME OF THRONES’ SEASON 3 IMAGES: Everyone dies, and no one smiles.

Oh hey.

Hey! You! Here are a slew of new pictures from Game of Thrones’ third season. Don’t worry about memorizing the names. Literally all these people die. One giant dragon hurls a flaming scatalogical ball of doom. It kills them all.

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‘GAME OF THRONES’ SEASON 3 Teaser: Like, really teasing.

My excitement for this trailer is a testament to how thick this show makes my balls. It’s like, pretty much…nothing. Just some dialogue over graphics. Yet, yet. I’m torqued.

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