#December2013

‘THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ 2 TEASER Trailer: Parker Be Free Fallin’

This is a thing.

Wee! It’s Spider-Man swinging around and shit! You haven’t seen that for like…four movies, have you? You have!?! Hey, you ungrateful prick. Who cares. Embrace this teaser trailer. It features nondescript aforementioned web swinging! It features derivative skyscapes!

It’s completely unremarkable!

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