#August2013

TONY JAA from ‘ONG BAK’ joins ‘FAST & FURIOUS 7.’ F**K YES.

Tony Jaa.

Eat my ass, Expendables. Or actually — don’t. Your old man jaws will be far too unforgiving on my palatable backside. But anyways. That franchise has nothing on this rival “everyone you can fucking think of” cinematic experience. The latest addition? Tony Jaa has joined the cast of Fast & Furious 7, making him yet another dope addition to the sequel to this summer’s empirically superior movie.

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RONDA ROUSEY in talks for ‘FAST & FURIOUS 7.’ All is wonderful.

Ronda Rousey.

Pop quiz! How do you improve what has been scientifically proven to be the best blockbuster franchise since the Mighty Ducks saga? You add Ronda Rousey. Many know her as the women’s champion in the UFC. I know her as that lady who I DATE in SOME SPLINTER UNIVERSE that I am desperately attempting to SLIDE INTO.

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