#May2012

FACEBOOK Stock Drops Nearly 10% Yesterday, Zuckerberg Don’t Care Son.

Facebook stock! It was hyped up as the hotness before the IPO, promising to change the world (or pockets?) of many people. After the first disastrous day though, it’s just been something of a chuckle fest.

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FACEBOOK STOCK Traded At Record-Smashing 2.7 Million Shares Per Second

As a poor graduate student majoring in literature  (laugh it up, fuzzball), I don’t really understand stock. What I do understand are sexy buzz words like “record breaking”, buzz words that can attract even the fat-skulled such as myself. Them there people are breaking the records? Count me in!

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Mark Zuckerberg Will Cash In For A Billion When Facebook Goes Public.

When Facebook goes public, Marky Zucks is going to cash in like a mofuckah. A-billi-a-billi-a-billi!

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Facebook IPO Could Net California $2.5 Billion In Tax Revenue. Make It Rain!

California is looking to make some serious cheddar when Facebook goes public. Though Facebook has yet to go public, wizards with calculators are estimating that it could net Facebook billions in income taxes.

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