Hey! Happy Saturday! Everything going well? Nice, nice. Sorry to piss in your cheerios butttttttttttt, did you know the number of asteroids that pose a risk to Earth is twice what we previously thought? Hey, have fun mowing your lawn.

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Here’s a potential happy ending to Jurassic  Park. The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs and thereby deprived me of my (don’t think about it logically you assholes) T. Rex that I ride around like a car could have seeded life throughout the rest of the galaxy.

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