#December2012

Woman uses her breasts to smuggle cocaine. Enterprising ++

If I have learned anything from Breaking Bad, it is that drug smuggling is the mother of invention. While not nearly as cool as using an entire chicken restaurant to smuggle drugs, this enterprising lass used something quite interesting. Her bub-bub cavities.

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Drug Smuggler Hides Cocaine In Xbox 360; Would You Believe He Fails?

Carlos Valenzuela is a drug smuggler who had the idea to crack open an Xbox 360 and fill the son of a bitch with cocaine. Unfortunately you know how imperial blockades go, and the dude got pulled over. Shit didn’t really go well after that.

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