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I love Christina Hendricks. A lot. It’s well documented. So when glancing at these pictures from Esquire, I can feel so much blood shifting in my body that I near collapse, only to rally to the point of consciousness, and become acutely aware of an inexplicable, unrelenting, indescribable pain in my groin.

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Christina Hendricks was at the DGA Awards, and Jesus Christ. That’s really all I can say. I’ve shied away from turning this place into an area where I just wank off to everyone that makes my loins boil – for the most part, I know. But trust me, I restrain myself – there would be women and men everywhere.

But c’mon. This is a real woman, full of beautiful real thunder. A stunning contrast to the emaciated, orange-skinned monstrosities that somehow pass off as the ideal woman in our vomit-culture. This lady has curves, and gorgeous porcelain skin. I’m madly in love. Plz marry me, kthnx. Click the above link for more pants-warming goodness.