Yeah okay Marvel is considering Chiwetel Ejiofor for a role in Doctor Strange. Fucking GREAT. No seriously. He rules. But more pressing to me? Why the fuck are we spelling out Doctor? I have crusty seminal fluid-fingers and ADD. Typing is hard, I’m distracted. Do you understand how much time typing out the rest of the word WASTES WHEN I COUDL BE TUMBLING BUTTZ? FUCK.

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