#January2012
Trailer: ‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ Starring Leon & Chris? Apollo/Rocky GET
Holy balls. 2012 just got doper in the gaming circuit. Resident Evil Fucking 6, starring Leon *and* Chris? Holy shit. This is straight-up Rocky 3 wet-dream time. I can’t only hope it’s as homoerotic.
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Trailer: ‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ Is Cell-Phone Condemning Wunder-Schlock.
I love the Resident Evil movies. They’re fantastic garbage. Hot steaming garbage propped afloat decaying corpse of cinematic spectacle. So you’re goddamn right I’m excited for this movie.
Capcom Celebrates 25 Years of ‘Street Fighter’ With Dope Logo.
Jesus titty-fucking Christ, I’m getting old. Street Fighter is turning 25 this year. It feels like just yesterday I was earning my callouses in some ludicrous Hadouken-Throwing Battles.
Hit the jump for Capcom’s celebratory logo artwork.
Capcom Opening Their Own Bar. Get Drunk, Hadouken All Over Yourself.
A match made in Heaven. Capcom and a drinking establishment. Wait, what?
Japan Gets A Swank As Hell Resident Evil 15th Anniversary Box.
Japan is getting itself a sexy-object gaming monument to the Resident Evil franchise this Fall. Or should I call it the Biohazard franchise? No, Wolverine! Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, Japan. Swank ass Resident Evil anniversary box. Right, right.
‘Street Fighter 2’ Turns 20 Years Old. Good Lord.
It’s been brought to my attention that Street Fighter 2 turns fucking 20 years old this month. All of a sudden my receding hairline, graying follicles, and achy back make sense. I’m getting old as fuck. It feels like just yesterday I was begging enabling parents for quarters to play a few rounds of this son of a bitch at the movie theater. Or begging them to take me to the local arcade so dudes ten years older than me can take me to the woodshed in the game.
But I didn’t give a fuck, it was Street Fighter 2.
Check Out Marvel Vs Capcom 3’s Final Boss In Action.
I don’t know if the final boss of MvC3 is known to the world, or a spoiler. So Imma not drop who it is directly, but it sure looks fucking cool. If you’re so inclined, hit the jump to check out the son of a bitch in action. If not, you spoiler prude! I resent your willpower.
Goddamn, I need this game.
New Asura’s Wrath Trailer Will Stab You With Awesome.
When Capcom debuted Asura’s Wrath last year, my priapism kicked in my pants. Like a goddamn bazooka. A bazooka of two inches and flimsy constitution, but who cares, let me dream. There’s some new screens and a trailer afoot on the internet, and here they are for your viewing pleasure.
Hells yeah hit the jump!
Jean Grey & Haggar In Marvel Vs Capcom 3! Fap Like This! [Video.]
The line-up for Marvel Vs Capcom 3 continues to grow, as does the thunder in my pants. Anyone with a knack for anything Capcom or Marvel has got to be in on this shit, regardless of their feelings towards fighting games. Right? Well, probably not. But I can’t play them for shit, and I’m still sweating this title. Today trailers were dropped for both Haggar and Jean Grey. X-Men and Final Fight! Hells yes.
Hit the jump for their debut trailers.
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 Cinematic Trailer Is Fangasm Incarnate. [Video.]
Capcom dropped the cinematic trailer for MvC3 today, and good lord is it splooge. Through the means of some nefarious vial, they’re tying the two worlds together, and I wonder just what the fuck it means. Is it silly? Of course it but. But the trailer is an assload of Marvel and Capcom villains thrashing each other. If you can’t get down to Sir Arthur and the Hulk rocking out side by side, you’re fucking invalid man. Neg value.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
