Uhhh. Are we seriously getting a fucking C-3PO one shot in December? That’ll explain where he gets his new red arm? This is totally not a marketing ploy. And before you tell me I’ll read it because I’m a fucking sucker for anything Star Wars, let me interrupt you. I ain’t read half of them new Marvel Warring Stars comics, and I won’t need to read this one to know the reason for 3PO’s red arm. I got the Internet.
The best part about this video is the delicious irony of C-3PO lamenting the fact that he’s being use to promote something. It’s like, bro. Just wait thirteen years. You’re going to be a straight-up product pimping machine. (If he wasn’t already, I was three in 1986. Much like these days, all I remember from back then was crapping my pants.)
But whatever. Hit the jump for some groovy C-3PO rhymes.