#February2014

‘BORDERLANDS 3’ isn’t being made right now. F**ks**ta**

Borderlands 2.

C’mon, Gearbox Software! Fuck you, fuck your new IPs. You’re not working on Borderlands 3 right now? You need to. Don’t misunderstand me. I need you to. It keeps the glue in my blood-brain barrier from dissolving, which will let the omni-slugs into my rotting-piece.

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