‘Tomorrowland’ Trailer: Bathtub Rocketship

‘Tomorrowland’ UK Trailer: The Future is running out

‘Tomorrowland’ Super Bowl Trailer: Clooney is the Architect-Wizard

So we still have no idea what this movie is about. And Damon Lindelof is like, rubbing his nads and being like “Yeah, yeah…mystery. Oh yeah. Keep ’em guessing. Yeah.”

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‘Tomorrowland’ Teaser Trailer: You Wanna Go?


Here’s the first teaser trailer for Tomorrowland. And goddamn it — I don’t want to like it. I want to pry apart my cynical butt cheeks and spew textual scat-bile over Damon Lindelof’s smug face. I want to. But fuck if this first trailer didn’t intrigue me. Ah fuck. I guess I’ll just wait for the actual movie to let me down. And even if I do like it, I’ll just accredit that to the talented Brad Bird behind the camera. YOU CAN’T WIN WITH ME LINDELOF, YOU CAN’T.

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