#September2012

DANIEL CRAIG and his abdominal muscles sign on for two more BOND flicks.

Good news for people like me who enjoy seeing Daniel Craig’s sausage sloshing around in bikini briefs between scenes of him punching people. Homeboy has signed on for at least two more Bond flicks. Wee!

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‘Bond 23’ Officially Titled ‘Skyfall’. Alright, Let’s Do This.

I can’t remember a fucking thing about Quantum of The Pinnacle’s Solar Drive  or whatever the last Bond movie was called. I just know that I liked it, describing it to our own Eduardo Pluto as having an indecipherable plot but featuring “hot people shooting and fucking” which was (sadly?) enough for me. So I’m ready for a new Bond, replete with the same.

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