#March2014
Mt. Gox “finds” over $100 MILLION of customer’s BITCOINS
Remember Mt. Gox? Bitcoin bank that filed for bankruptcy? Then hackers were all like “hey non-1337 assholes, we see you still have our moneys”? Now they’ve “found” (I’m skeptical, okay?) like $100 milli of their customers Bitcoins. Go figure!
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Hackers be like, “MT. GOX still has our f**king Bitcoins.”
Arrr! Welcome to the High Seas of Unregulated Wizard Currency and Mad Haxxing! You know how that Bitcoin exchange Mt. Gox was all “We’re fucking broke, broken, and destitute” and shit? Declared for bankruptcy? Well hackers are throwing the flag on this idea. Saying that the Japanese-based exchange, in fact, still has their fucking Bitcoins.
DUDE BUYS $27 in BITCOIN. It’s now worth ABOUT $1 MILLION
First world geek…geek world….geek tech…something…something problems. Actually, I don’t know. Whatever. Ain’t a problem at all. Some dill-hole who I am incredibly jealous of bought $27 worth of bitcoins back in 2009. Now that fucking digi-currency is worth more than $800,000.
OKCUPID to accept BITCOINS to help ya’ll find love.
Now those of us who have been hitting the Bitboin Mines will be able to transmute the fantastical currency into potential love. Dating website OKCupid is going to begin accepting Bitcoins for their service, which means that the Winklevoss twins are going to be able to date. A lot. (I actually have no idea how the fucking website works, fuck you.)
REDDIT WOMEN Are Stripping For BITCOINS. Nadir x Futurism ++
Look at this convergence of titties and stripping. Women on Reddit are showing puss-flap for a currency that is essentially worthless. If this isn’t someone’s doctoral thesis, I’m claiming it as my own.
