Valve Engineer invented BUTT and TONGUE game controllers. You freaky, brah.

Literal butt play.

Now this I can get behind! (Is that a pun in this context?) A Valve engineer who goes by the name of¬†Ben Krasnow has revealed two controllers he created in his spare time. I say “goes by the name” because this gentleman is obviously a Skrull obsessed with butts. And tongues. Just trust me. Them green fuckers are always doing things like this. Butt experiments. Tongue exercises. Trust me. Trust me.¬†Anyways, Skrull-Ben has invented these controllers and now he’s showing them to the world.

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