#October2011

Aliens Are Inhabiting Christina Aguilera, Axl Rose. It Has Begun.

It has begun. Aliens have begun inhabiting the bodies of celebrities, attempting to infiltrate the media and emit telepathic brainwashing wunder-waves. The only problem? They’ve chosen two washed-up super stars. And their husk-stealing has resulted in some ugly, ugly bloat. I mean, it’s obvious, right?

Hit the jump for proof. But brace yourself.

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