These shoestring recreations of the whiz-bang multimillion dollar Avengers  trailers are pretty choice. It’s like we’re all totally stoked for  the movie because its noodling our inner child, and then this movie is our inner child hood noodling the movie.  I don’t know what the fuck that means.

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I’m becoming a bit of a workaholic here on my blogging grind. 10:30 on a Friday night. Ain’t drunk. Ain’t laid. Ain’t even reading funny books. Blogging. From my (finger)tip(s) to your gaping maw. Here. Have two new TV spots from Avengers. I can’t wait for this shit, even if the Captain America suit continues to look like a Hot Topic nightmare. I mean, shit! How can we complain when the Hulk is ballin’ out of control.

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Hey, do you want to see the first scene from Avengers? It’s got some Black Widow action. Some Agent Coulson action. Some Joss Whedon banter.

Hit the jump if you’re intrigued, yo!

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