#February2015

‘Age of Ultron’ Promo Images: Hulkbusting Fat Heads

SUPAH BRAWWWL

Whole goddamn slurry of new Age of Ultron promo images. Featuring the ubiquitous Hulk versus Hulkbuster promo images we have come to expect from EVERYTHING REGARDING Avengers: Tony Fucked Up. Plus a look at some seriously fucking cheesy Age of Ultron Fat Heads. You know, them giant decals you slap on your wall.

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New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: #TeamBanner For Life, Kid

New Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. Gorgeous action. Overwrought, hokey dialogue. I’m pumped. Also, fuck Tony Stark.

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Leaked: Ultron and The Vision’s origins courtesy of ‘Age of Ultron’ promo materials

Ultron.

DAMN, MARVEL-SON! Lock up your shit. Or at least get Ted, the Marketing Intern, to handle his shit. Surely you didn’t want Ultron and The Vision’s origins leaking out through misplaced fucking promotional materials.

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New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Promo Art: Grapplin’ with the Hulk and Robots

Thor.

Here’s a slurry of new Avenging Folk: Epoch of Ultron promo art. Featuring the Hulk and Hulkbuster totally grapplin’, The Odin-Son fucking up all sorts of Ultron drones, and the Big Bad holding some sort of orb. Get pumped (or don’t), this movie has never been closer.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Artwork: Check out new look at The Vision

AGE-OF-ULTRON

Ya’ll want a great look at The Vision from Avenging Folks: Age of the Ultronics? Some sexy promo artwork giving a glimpse at the robro? Then hit the fucking jump! This ain’t a clickbait scheme, I just imagine some folks don’t want him ruined yet.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: We Are All Robot Apocalypse Puppets

Extended Sadness.

I’m really excited for Avengers: Age of Ultron. This is despite the fact that Ultron is one giant Robotic Trope that has already been beaten into Vibranium and smeared across our pop culture face over and over again. But fuck! If it a trope that ain’t broke, don’t fix it? And this is one trope I love.

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OMEGA-CAST #12: Part 2 – Jack Off (From The Matrix)

jackoff

Here’s part two of the fucking insanity that was recorded over Columbus Day Weekend. This pig-fucking rot-fest is filled with pseudo-intellectualism, superhero talk, Bateman body slamming a pizza delivery guy while we’re recording, and thirteen undergrad communication majors feeding us Skittles for internship credits. It’s pretty mundane, per usual. We also discuss my (temporary) departure from Facebook, Avengers 2: Tony Boner Time, and more.

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Watch: First ‘Ant-Man’ footage. Plus ‘Age of Ultron’ behind the scenes

Ant-Man.

It’s Ant-Man footage! Sort of! Not really! It’s Avengers: Age of Ultron behind the scenes shit! Featuring Scarlet Witch who seems very, very, very fucking awesome.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Extended Trailer: Cap Is Sort Of Worthy

Sort of worthy.

Last week Hydra leaked the Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer that was supposed to shown during this week’s Agents of SHIELD. Not to be deterred by the bad guys, Marvel announced they would reveal even more footage during AoS. Or maybe it’s not to be deterred from trying to draw eyes to the dying show. (Listen, I like the show. But the numbers ain’t great.) Either way — here’s the extended trailer they dropped.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: That’s A Hulkbuster In My Pants

Hulkbuster

Frankly, FRANKLY, I see no goddamn reason for OL to exist if I cannot take a minute out of the Maelstrom of the Now to post the leaked Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF THIS SPACE-SHIP IS TO BE EXCITED OVER JAMS LIKE THIS.

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