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Check out the white rock fingers of Mars. Once thought to be dried up lakebed, recent findings have them being something different altogether. The remains of Martian rave sites, dedicated to their Red War God, Urutur. I made that up.

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Pluto stumbles back onto his feet. Shamed, disparaged, red faced. He stumbles back onto his feet, and once again rightfully claims his place as the ninth largest body in our solar system to orbit the sun.

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At this point we know that Mars has water. Had water. Maybe has water, definitely had water. One mineral we’ve retrieved from the Angry God could held the key to figuring out exactly when the Red One was covered in water.

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Check out these young suns lighting up a sexy cosmic sky. Not too shabby being a young, couple-million-years-old star hanging out in the cosmos. Lookin’ fly, being hot.

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It used to be pretty fucking fantastic when we would “find” an “Earthlike” exoplanet. These days they seem to come in droves. Yawn! Ho-hum! Whatevs. However the concept of “Earthlike” is pretty fucking rubbery. However  HD 85512b may totally be “Earthlike” in a somewhat sensical way.

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This is the Heart Nebula, and it throws with the cosmos eternal. Oh yeah, and it’s also sort of/really goddamn sexy like most nebula. All nebula. Yep.

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Check out the rings of Saturn, managing to levitate both Titan and Dione. Well, in my mind. In my mind magical rings have magical powers and levitate the Space-Objects. The reality is a bit less sexy, but sexy nonetheless.

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Monday evening in the Northeast section of the American Empire proper. Cold winds, comfortable clothes. Shut windows and caffeine in the veins. I’m relaxing. I’m also Caffeine Powered, my (literal) brother Rendar Frankenstein tagging me in for this iteration. I’m swinging over the top fucking rope, ready to drop sweet chin music upon all your unsuspecting asses. Gape for me baby, and allow my Love Heel to caress your Soul-Clit.

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Let’s ignore the fact that us Bovine people of the Earth have managed to actually begin cluttering up fucking space  with bullshit. Christ almighty. Instead let’s dwell on the awesomeness that is the potential for space lasers to blow this space crap to smithereens. Sort of. Kinda.

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Behold the Waterfall Nebula. It isn’t really a Waterfall. Sure, sure you didn’t think it was. No, I believe you. I’m not winking, I have something in my eyes.

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