#May2013
BLANKA BOYZ EPISODE 1: BLOOD DRAGONS & GRAFFITI ARTISTS
Oh shit! The first episode of The Faux Bot’s Blanka Boyz has arrived. Buckle up and prepare for it to fuck your eye-parts with 16-bit-32-bit-64-bit-Something-bit madness! It’s like Everything Is Terrible drained through a sock laced with seminal fluids and Super Nintendo parts.
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‘ASSASSIN’S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG’ confirmed. Plus! Release date. Next gen! DYGAF?
Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Crack the whips upon the fatigued backs of the coding slaves. Pull their ears and let them know that this year is no different than previous ones. A new copy of Everyone Loves Ezio (and hates everytone else) must ship! This one shall have pirates. Confirmed is the egregious leak from a couple of days ago.
Perhaps: The other side of that ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG’ poster is a map.
So here is the other side to what may or may not be an Assassin’s Creed 4 poster. It’s got a map! A treasure map! Let us hunt for booty, plunder depths, et cetera.
Maybe: ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG’ is franchise’s next installment. Here is a poster.
Another year. Another Ass Creed. The floodgates are open, and we are awash in the 2013 cycle of rumors surrounding the franchise. The latest? The next title will be starring Johnny Depp as Ass Creed Pirate, rollicking about the high seas. Or something close to that.
