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‘Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’ for the Switch is faster seller in series history

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The ZeldaTablet got another killer app this week, in the form of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I really, really want to play that motherfucker with friends, and apparently a lot of other people do too.

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Nintendo has sold 2.7 million Switch Consoles, imagine if they actually stocked it?

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Nintendo has sold a good amount of Switch consoles. 2.7 million, in fact. Can you imagine how many they’d sell if they actually *fucking* stocked the console?

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‘Call of Duty: WWII’ Trailer: Back To The Future On November 3rd

New Call of Duty trailer. I’ll buy it. I buy all these games. Well, truthfully, I’ve never played a Call of Duty placed during World War II. Hopped on with Modern Warfare. So, this return to its origins is going to be particularly fresh for me.

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‘Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite’ is dropping September 19

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We’ve got a date for the next Marvel vs. Capcom jam, folks. September 19.

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Activision announces ‘Call of Duty: WWII’ with reveal coming April 26

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In what is becoming a yearly tradition, Activision has officially announced a Call of Duty title. After it’s been leaked to the public.

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Nintendo discontinues the NES Classic Edition because they hate money and love scarcity

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Nintendo is discontinuing its NES Classic Edition, apparently. The move is confounding for two reasons, or maybe just one reason split into two by my rotting-brain. First, it’s still pretty much impossible to find. Second, people still really want to buy the motherfucker. So, uh. Why?

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Sega dropping “extreme” ‘Yakuza’ remake this August

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I’ve never gotten into Sega’s Yakuza series, despite wanting to. I don’t know if I’ll play this extreme remake, despite it being a perfect opportunity to get into said franchise. However, I certainly am interested.

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Sega seems to be teasing at new ‘Bayonetta’ project

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I loved Bayonetta. Never played the second. But man I’m there if they put out a new Bayonetta for the PS4/Xb1, or even a port of the second.

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Square Enix developing new title for Nintendo Switch, also contemplating ports

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Square Enix is bringing a new title to the Nintendo Switch. But that ain’t all, as the company seems a bit hype for the glorified ZeldaTablet. How hype? They’re contemplating ports of existing titles.

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Microsoft reveals Xbox Project Scorpio’s hardware specs. Most powerful console ever, or something.

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Today, Microsoft revealed the specs for Project Scorpio. It is, as you may imagine, the most powerful console ever. But, since like, it doesn’t carry any exclusives I give a fuck about, I’m going to end up passing for now.

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