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Trailer: ‘Expendables 2’ Teaser Trailer? RAW MEAT AND MACHINE GUN SHELLS.
Fucking testosterone! Smash things! Fuck stuff! Guns! Muscles! Welcome to the Expendables 2 teaser trailer.
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Official ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Movie Site Opens, Drops New Images.
The official site for the Marc Webb-Emma-Stone-Oh-Yeah-Andrew-Garfield powered Amazing Spider-Man flick has opened, and it has bestowed upon us the geeky masses some new images.
Marvel Fires Patty Jenkins From ‘Thor 2’, Pisses Off Natalie Portman.
Patty Jenkins was totally going to direct Thor 2. Now she’s totally not going to. The reversal of directing fortunes has cheesed off Black Swan herself, Ms. Natalie Portman.
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We’ve Seen The ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prologue. Heavy Breathing, Hurting Groins.The Glory.
It’s a beautiful world sometimes. Tonight the Rendar and myself swung into a sneak preview of the Dark Knight Rises prologue that’s set to run before Mission Impossible: Phoenix Wunderblast. Previewed that shit for free at the local IMAX duplex and they even threw in a t-shirt. The Lords of Kobol have chosen to smile, and I’ve nuzzled my face in their glowing bosoms.
Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation. It’s Out Of Its Goddamn Mind ++
Oh lord. I loved the original G.I. Joe, and this one looks just as fucking ridiculous, absurd, stupid, and entertaining as the first one. It’s all that, and supplemented with The Rock and Bruce Willis. Fuck yeah.
Monday Morning Commute: Stay on Target
After I punch out on December 23rd, I’m going to have the luxury of not returning to work for ten days. By my calculations, that’s nearly a week and a half. Do you know many comics will be read, movies watched, beers imbibed, and high-fives delivered in that time? Certainly enough to keep my face smile-plastered and spirit sky-bound.
Needless to say, I’m champing at the bit.
But alas, I must first survive a treacherous two-week stint of work. Additionally, these workweeks happen to fall on the end of the month, which is always the most hectic time around the `ole office. Tack on the various projects I’ve undertaken, and I’m bound to be one busy little prole-monkey rummaging about the engine room of Spaceship Earth’s compartment of Consumer-Cultures.
Fortunately, the Omnidimensional Creator has been kind enough to allow me to guide you through the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! Join me as I display the various bits of art and mind-rot I’ll be using to prevent a total mental meltdown. After you feast your eyes on what I’ll be entertaining myself with, hit up the comments section and share your ideas of a fun time.
Okay, hide the women and children — it’s time to summon the Entertainment Daemons!
New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Poster Featuring Bane. Back Achingly Good. Get It?!
Hey Bat-friends, want a new poster featuring Bane for The Dark Knight Rises? Hit the jump!
New Poster For ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Featuring Totally Cool Shadows!
When it rains comic book movie content, it pours. Here, have a new poster for the Andrew Garfield-powered Spidey reboot.
Video: Mom Playing FarmVille On Four Computers At Once. Parenting ++
This Mom has got it going on, beast mode, when it comes to FarmVille. True confession: I’ve never played FarmVille and don’t know how it works, I just assume that this is something of tremendous wizardry. Where’s dinner? Shut up and plug that fucking laptop in, kiddo!
