#Movies
‘Expendables 2’ Is PG-13 Because Of Chuck Norris. Dude Sucks.
Confirmation of what I’ve known for a long time amid the Norris wanking throughout the years: he ain’t no Jean Claude. Latest case in point: his joining the cast of Expendables 2 has brought a PG-13 into the mix for the movie, thereby condemning it by precluding the only thing that would make it awesome: old douche ultra violence.
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In ‘Looper’, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Wears Prosthetics To Look Like Bruce Willis.
I can’t wait for Rian Johnson’s ‘Looper’. Time travel, Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Beast mode initialized. Yet, it’s so so far away. Johnson recently spoke a bit about the plot, as well as the JGL-Bruce Willis acting connection.
New ‘Prometheus’ Picture Sports Space Jockey. Alien Arousal.
HEY GUYS, do you want to check out a new picture from Prometheus sporting a space jockey?
Behind the jump, bros and brodettes.
Bilbo Gets Dirty In New Pic From ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’
Watson (yeah okay Martin Freeman shh) is getting his dark and dirty on in this new picture from The Hobbit: Subtitles are the Shiznit.
Want to see it? Hit the jump, you fools! (#GandalfReference)
Official Image Of New Bond Flick ‘Skyfall’ Is Pure Brooding Dude Hunkiness.
A guy at my local comic shop a couple of days ago said he didn’t care for the Daniel Craig Bond flicks, and took especial issue with Craig’s “banana hammock” from Casino Royale. I’m going to guess he won’t like this first official image from Skyfall.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Trailer Droppage: Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom
There are few directors working today that have as unique an aesthetic as Wes Anderson. The look, feel, sound, and tone of all his movies are entirely his own. Crafting meticulously shot narratives that are punctuated by some quirk (a term I use lovingly in this case) and droll humor, Anderson movies have become a staple of American cinema for more than a decade. And now he’s back at it again with Moonrise Kingdom, his first live-action movie since 2007 (Fantastic Mr. Fox being a successful foray into stop-motion filmmaking in 2009). Hit the jump and check it out.
Spielberg Says ‘Robopocalypse’ Set In Future, Has Totally Unoriginal Plot.
Spielberg and robots. How can I hate? I can’t. So despite the fact that Spielberg’s next movie is centered around a twenty-times refried beans of a plot, I’m stoked.
Hit the jump for details.
Five New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Official Photos From EW. ‘Nuff Said.
Five new photos. Either you’re gasping at air with fanperson excitement or you’re keeping yourself pure. For those tempted, hit the jump.
New ‘Hunger Games’ Image Has Katniss and Peeta Training. Most Important: JENNIFER LAWRENCE.
Oh hai it’s just an inconsequential Hunger Games promo picture, but dammit it’s Jennifer Lawrence. This means everything!
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Cover Of EW’s 2012 Forecast Issue
The Dark Knight Rises is gracing EW’s “Forecast Corporate Schilling” issue, and once again proves anything out of context can look like total balls.
