With each passing day, I become more and more certain I will never play Half-Life 3. My mortal coil shall be shed before the title’s release in 2022, and never will I know the conclusion. It depresses me. Gordon Freeman? Alyx Vance? They don’t really give two-tugs about it. Look at them hanging out in Target, buying some Blu-Rays and a couple of really neat-looking bowls to put spaghetti in. The easy life.

Sure you’ve seen Iron Man cosplay. However, have you seen Iron Man cosplay that replicates the nearly erotic for tech-fetishists clicking and clanking of the armor coming together?

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This is one of the greatest things possible to commemorate Avengers  Eve. Check out some Rule 63 Thor and Loki,  cosplayed by  Lady-Skywalker  and  Kit Quinn. This is the definition of wonderful.

G’damn, this isn’t something I expected. Peep this glorious picture of  Princess Daisy and Princess Rosalina. The ladies are cosplayed by  kolibri-chan  and  jj-dreamworldz, and photographed by  Weatherstone. Apparently they’re in some sort of Mario Kart  garb from an iteration I haven’t played but it is irrelevant. The garb itself, man. The garb itself.

Check out Captain_Auburn_Beard, a man who knows no limits. He does not respect common sense, nor does he balk at the thought of social  ostracism. Or maybe he just shaved this shit off immediately. Whatever the case, my life glows harder having found this.

I’m not saying its cheating to have ripped abdominal muscles when you’re literally made out of fucking metal, I’m just saying that Colossus needs to get over himself.

I haven’t watched much of Archer, enjoying what little I have caught. It’s ridiculous, and well…I mean, c’mon. This shit hole is nothing if not an effort in an absurdity. So kudos to these chaps for bringing some Archer  heat, and of course double-kudos for the cute women involved. ‘Cause let’s be honest, that’s the staple of my consistent cosplay boner.

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I ain’t never played Metal Gear: Peace Walker, but I’m feeling this cosplay! We got ourselves some Big Boss, some lady with a banana…and uh. That’s it. Can’t complain about the combination though, can you?

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Hell Yeah! Diablo 3  inches closer. Less than a fucking month. Can you believe that shit? Let’s celebrate its imminent arrival with some gorgeous female monk cosplay.

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Hugo Strange turns away momentarily. I tickle Harley from behind hoping to get her attention. Startled, she whips to face me and buries a knife deep into my soul. As I bleed out, I manage a thumbs-up, complimenting her on her impressive array of breasts. So it goes. (What the fuck am I talking about.)