What’s going on, Kasumi? You seem to be pretty flagrant in your behavior right now, for a thief. Get out of the sun! Get moving. Jeepers.

‘Cause people who are medieval clearly slay things. Oh whatever. Don’t judge me. I’ll take your eyes out with my hardened jousting stick whilst never taking my eyes off these beautiful pictures.

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First Chewbacca, and now this? I don’t know. Feel like the internet is daring me. Daring me to feel things in my loins that once had me in the dungeon, getting sprayed daily with the fire hose until the beast subsided. Now with these pictures, I feel it lurking again. Tender claws massaging my lobes, quietly questioning why I don’t let it take control.

Putting this Renly Baratheon cosplay behind a spoiler wall. It’s safe for work, but unsafe for those who haven’t seen season two.

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It’s fine. Give in. I won’t tell anyone. Really.

My Dark Knight…is rising! I know, terrible pun. Whatever. Leave me alone. It’s God-Damn Bat-Man week, and I can barely hold it together as-is.

Don’t usually vomit up two cosplay posts in one day, but I had to post this. I had to post this.

Food brings us all together, yo.

Yo, Dude. Glad to see you’re doing aiight. I mean last year Forever dropped and it stank worse than your protein-heavy roid dumps. You ain’t letting that get you down, and that’s a good thing. Stay strong.

Goddamn glory tits, this is some fantastic Fifth Element cosplay.