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‘Tenet’ Trailer: Nolan’s got a mind-bending, time traveling espionage flick. Fuck yeah!

Oh baby! Here’s a big, meaty, thick, throbbing trailer for Tenet. What’s the movie about? Uh, time traveling and doing spy shit. Outside of that? Not sure, but I’m in!

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Scientists have successfully bioprinted functional human “mini-livers” and the future is fucking wild!

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Man, oh man. Ain’t the future bonkers? Scientists have successfully printed some motherfucking human mini-livers. And, they are capable of all performing all the functions of human livers. Such as? You know, “building proteins, storing vitamins and secreting bile” and shit. Amazing. Admittedly, there is still far, far to go from these organoids being actual livers. But, it’s a rad as fuck step.

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Rare-ass “Nintendo PlayStation” prototype going up for auction in February!

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If you’re a real cool kid, you know Sony and Nintendo tried to create a joint console, before Sony got into the biz themselves. The console? The Nintendo PlayStation! And, a prototype of the failed son of a bitch is going up for auction!

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‘Bill & Ted Face the Music’ First Photos: The dudes are back! So is Death! And they got kids!

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Please, please, please let Bill & Ted Face the Music rock. At least at first blush, these photos are encouraging! Most righteous!

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Latest ‘No Man’s Sky’ update adds full synthesizer so you can make your own music. This game clearly rules now, no?

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Another No Man’s Sky update. This time announcing they’ve added the ability to make your own music. Another post where I note I should be playing the title.

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Jupiter has new Texas-sized storm around its South Pole. Don’t ever stop being wild, my dude!

Jupiter! Ain’t ever gonna stop with its massive, existentially nauseating-sized storms. It’s got itself a new one near its South Pole!

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‘The Outer Worlds’ is getting story DLC next year! Fuck yes, my friends!

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The Outer Worlds is the best RPG in a hot, hot minute. The best Bethesda title since Skyrim, except it ain’t no Bethesda title. Obsidian putting on a fucking masterclass. And! It’s getting story DLC. The Elder Ones are great.

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Astronomers have spotted one of the most distant galaxies ever. Meet MAMBO-9!

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MAMBO-9! It’s on of the most distant galaxies ever spotted! And, it’s also a deeply blown opportunity to name a galaxy after Lou Bega. Win some, lose some, I guess.

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Streaming tonight! Join know the drill!

TONIGHT! Celeste! Inappropriate banter! Requisite JCVD worship. Join us!

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HBO is adapting Neal Stephenson’s cyberpunk classic ‘Snow Crash’ into a TV series and I really want this to fucking own

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Snow Crash is one of my favorite fucking novels, man. Cyberpunk as fuck, stylish as hell. And while adapting it seems like a difficult sled to pull, I think an HBO series is its best bet. Sign me the fuck up.

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