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‘Halo 5’ hitting Xbox One on October 27. This is a (master) chief opportunity for Microsoft
GET IT? Master chief opportunity? Cause it looks like fucking Halo 5 is the only AAA, console-exclusive title actually making its 2015 release date! SHIT PUNS.
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Key and Peele’s ‘Substitute Teacher’ sketch becoming movie courtesy of Paramount
Catching up on the news I didn’t get around to talking about this week: Paramount is bringing the Key and Peele sketch ‘Substitute Teacher’ to the big screen. And while I’m stoked that K&P are getting their due, I’m not sure about the viability of a movie based off of Mr. Garvey.
Hugh Jackman teases ‘Wolverine 3’ as his last flick playing Logan
You’ve got to hand it to Hugh Jackman. Motherfucker has been playing Wolverine for like, what, fifteen years? So while it’s a bit of a bummer if it’s true that Wolverine 3 is going to be his last go as the character, it’s hard to not figure he has earned his superheroic freedom at this point.
Of course: ‘The Legend of Zelda Wii U’ delayed past 2015
…you, you didn’t think Uncharted 4 was going to be able the only exclusive title you coveted that would be pushed into 2016 or beyond, did you?
Maybe: Ben Mendelsohn playing ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ villain
I am most acquainted with Ben Mendelsohn as the fuckboy that Bane readily handles in The Dark Knight Rises. But the dude is a pretty rad actor in other stuff escaping my mind, and so I’m down with him being cast as the villain. As Rendar said to me, he has Imperial officer written all over him.
