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‘The Last of Us 2’ (accidentally) confirmed by Naughty Dog

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How about this fucking gaffe! A lot of people have thought it was obvious that the world would receive The Last of Us 2. For a bit. But up until now, there has been no confirmation. However, writer Josh Scherr may have accidentally outed the title during a live stream.

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Weekend Open Bar: Clotheslines to the Closed Minds!

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Salutations, comrades. And welcome to another installment of Weekend Open Bar. Round these here parts, during this here column, we typically gather and shoot the breeze during the aforementioned Weekend. Slough off our LunarLandingCompany overalls, scrub the MoonCoal out from underneath our fingernails, and existentially convalesce. With each other.  Oh, what does that convalescence look like?

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Roger Deakins: ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel will be a standalone

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Cinematographer Roger Deakins is going to be rocking the Blade Runner sequel, and the world will be better for it. Recently Deakins was talking about the film, and revealed that the movie will be a standalone movie.

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Saturn’s Moon Enceladus is covered in a futzing Global Ocean

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Saturn’s moon got some water! Oh man, does it ever have some water. Like, an entire goddamn global ocean, beneath the surface. This is really goddamn staggering and glorious. All I have beneath the surface is anxiety and perhaps a slow rolling ride of perpetual depression. Go Enceladus!

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‘Pacific Rim 2’ has been “halted indefinitely” but Del Toro says it’s still happening

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Couple days ago it was announced that Pacific Rim 2 has been halted indefinitely. Just…Just don’t tell creator Del Toro this, because that dude still says the movie is happening.

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Voice actor Nolan North and Warner Bros. have a “big, big project” in the works

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You know Nolan North. Even if you don’t know him by name, if you’re a gamer you’ve heard his voice. ‘Cause dude is Everywhere. Now North is saying that he has an enormous project in the works with Warner Bros. My guess? Blind guess? Maybe a Superman game? What do you think.

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Watch: Donald Trump x ‘Super Mario 64’ is the slop culture beauty apocalypse

‘Final Fantasy 15’ “Dawn 2.0” Trailer: Serious Music, Serious Faces

‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ casts Woody Harrelson as villain

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Them new Planet of the Apes movies are sneaky successful. Like, they make a good goddamn amount of money. I should remember this, but I don’t. The next movie has cast Woody Harrelson as its villain. I should remember this too, but I probably won’t.

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Watch: ‘Doom’ designer shares his level in ‘Super Mario Maker’

So. I didn’t fucking realize you could share the levels you make in Super Mario Maker. This…this significantly increases the sexiness of this game for me. One of those folks sharing levels is Tom Hall, who is one of the minds behind Wolfenstein 3D futzing *and* Doom.

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