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‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ Final Trailer: Drake’s Last Go?
Like, please don’t kill Nathan Drake. You’re going to kill him, aren’t you, Naughty Dog? Him and his beautiful half-tuck. Him and his beautiful neck hair. You jerks.
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Karl Urban up for ‘Dredd’ Netflix or Amazon series
We are never, ever getting a Dredd whatever, right? But we can dream, right? And Karl Urban will promote those dreams, that bastard.
‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ Final Trailer: You Will Snikt! Yourself
Shitty cameo puns are shitty!
‘Borderlands 3’ confirmed to be Gearbox Software’s next game
I have been patient. Coming up on four years patient for a proper sequel to one of my favorite games of all time, Borderlands 2. As a reward? Nothing. Silence. A crappy spin-off game. And silence. But that is about to change, I guess. Borderlands 3 has been confirmed to be Gearbox’s next game. And while I don’t think the game will be arriving anytime soon, just to see it acknowledged, just to see it acknowledged as coming gets me excited.
‘Independence Day: Resurgence’ Trailer #2: Aliens Are Like, Wut Up Technofascist Utopia? Die!
Maybe it is because I’m just generally angry at It, but I can’t help but root for the aliens in this flick. Humans seem to have become complacent, masturbating to the idols of New Technology and The State. Fuck them! Smoke the monkeys! #TeamAliens
‘Fargo’ creator Noah Hawley making movie directing debut with sci-fi film ‘Man Alive’
Man. I know that TV visionaries don’t always (or often?) make the jump to beast mode film auteurs. But my love for Noah Hawley demands I be eagerly hype for his debut on the big screen. I mean! Hawley! Fucking science-fiction! *Yes.gif*
Pearl Mackie is the new ‘Doctor Who’ companion; here’s a trailer!
Here’s some Doctor Who news for those of you who frequent this place and fuck its particular kind of nerdery. Pearl Mackie is the Doctor’s new companion. I am under the impression this is big(gish) news.
Weekend Open Bar: Across the 8th Dimension
(Note: I started writing this Friday. It is now Saturday. I apologize. Life, man.)
I’m very excited for this weekend. It’s totally not because I popped a Sudafed for my allergies and it has slicked the synapses of reality, allowing me to glide across Existence with nary a care! I mean, how can you not be excited when it’s the weekend! And the stimulants in your blood tell you Everything Is Okay and Things Will Be Fun This Weekend!? Fuck, Sudafed! Mi amor! Mi amor!
This is Weekend Open Bar! Pop whatever sort of chemical into your bloodstream you want, and come hang out! Pop whatever sort of food into your stomach you want, and come hang out! Pop pop pop! Whatever you want! Everything is allowed, save for snark and bite. We keep it positive here, folks.
Marvel pulls ‘Inhumans’ movie from its release schedule
Remember last year when there were rumors abound at NYCC that Marvel had killed the Inhumans movie? Well, it is looking more and more likely that there was some substance to those rumors. If the movie is ever going to come, and I’m doubtful, at the very least we have no idea when it shall.
Microsoft has ended ‘Xbox 360’ production; fare thee well
It is with somber tones, ashen eyes, and a strained sadness that I announce that the Xbox 360 has ceased production. Man, my Xbox 360 and me spent some serious fucking time together. Or rather, my three Xbox 360s and me spent some serious fucking time together. From Gears to the Mass Effect series to Fallout 3, I probably chalked up thousands of hours of my twenty-somethings on Microsoft’s sophomore console.
