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John Hurt Has Passed Away At The Age Of 77

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Winston Smith himself has departed the corporeal plane, almost immediately following the roll out of 1984 into this timeline’s reality. Fuck.

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‘Godzilla 2’ Casts ‘Stranger Things’ Star Millie Bobby Brown

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Oh! Yeah! Godzilla 2 is a thing! A movie, even! And it’s just cast one of the breakout stars of Stranger Things. Millie Bobby Brown!

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‘Ghost In The Shell’ Movie Poster: Hey Kids, Do You Like Anime?

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Hey kids! Do you like anime? Do you hate the idea of the Ghost In The Shell movie? Well, let us win you over with this poster! Is it, is it working?!

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Blizzard Announces ‘Overwatch’ Has More Than 25 Million Players

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Man. Overwatch is popular. Like, way fucking popular. I should play Overwatch. But I have anxiety problems, and the sheer amount of heroes intimidates me.

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‘The Flash’ Script Getting Another Rewrite From ‘King Arthur’ Writer

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The Flash. Can’t keep directors. Can’t find a script. Who knows, maybe this one-page rewrite from the man behind King Arthur will finally nail it.

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New ‘Logan’ Poster: Wearied Berserker Is Wearied

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Logan. Logan is tired in Logan.

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Weekend Open Bar: A Cure For The Common Ennui

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It’s the Bar! The Weekend Open Bar!

And a welcome one, at that. I’m ready. To kick off the pants, slap on some fat kid sweats. To slough off the responsibilities, pop on some wrestling. Or some Westworld. Or some Mob Psycho 100. Recline, recline, recline into the primo portion of the sectional in our sunroom.

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‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Cinematic Trailer: Meet The Villain

Fuck. Mass Effect: Andromeda is coming. Fuck! Fuck yes.

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Square Enix, Crystal Dynamics, and Eidos Announce ‘The Avengers Project’ With Marvel. Teaser Here!

Folks! Folks. Marvel is getting fucking deep into the video game business. Today, the company announced a joint venture with Square Enix, Crystal Dynamics, and Eidos called The Avengers Project.

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New ‘Prey’ Trailer: Bethesda’s Space Horror Drops May 5

Fuck, I want Prey. It looks like my much wanted follow-up to Dead SpaceHalf-Life 2, and BioShock. Simultaneously. Now, I know when I’ll be getting to play it. May 5.

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