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‘Blade Runner 2049’ Final Trailer: Here’s Some Plot Points If Ya Need ‘Em
I’m not watching this final trailer for Blade Runner 2049. It, according to the EchoChamber, contains some plot points perhaps used to lure in people still on the fence. Not this guy, not applicable, no way. I already bought my tickets, *and* I want to know fucking nothing going in.
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Monday Morning Commute: It’s hell on Earth and the city’s on fire
It’s Monday Morning Commute, comrades! A day late, but what can you do.
Yesterday was one of those days where the laptop didn’t leave the book bag upon my return to the Mother-Ship. But, I’m here now! Ready to give you the rundown of what I’m looking forward to this week! Ready to eagerly anticipate your own happenings in the comments section.
It’s Monday Morning Commute, comrades! A day late, but what can you do.
Nicolas Cage has been turned into a snack in Japan, a country which clearly gets it
Nicolas Cage has been turned into a snack in Japan. Typically I spread cheeks and push when it comes to promotional materials for movies. However, this one clearly fucking nails it.
DC moving away from “shared” Marvel-style movie universe. This is actually a pretty good fucking idea.
Apparently, DC and Warner Bros. are distancing themselves from the idea of a shared movie universe for the DC movies. Honestly, this is actually a great fucking idea. As much as I love the MCU, and boy do I love it, I also love the idea of giving directors more control in bringing “their” idea of a comic book character to the screen. Like, imagine a world with an Edgar Wright directed Ant-Man, you know? Not having to sync everything up, or shoehorn in a fucking Infinity Stone, or some shit.
Jon Hamm joins TV adaptation of ‘Good Omens’ as the Archangel Gabriel
I know pretty much nothing about Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett‘s novel Good Omens. Other than, well, it’s probably good. Oh! And now, that its adaptation has gained one Jon Hamm.
Amazon is developing a TV show based off of ‘Snow Crash’, making it the 500th attempt to adapt it
Snow Crash is one of my favorite books of all time, and it’s also a good friend of Development Hell. The latest group attempting to push it into the cinematic world is Amazon, who is developing a TV based off of it. Oh! The company is also developing TV shows based off of the comic Lazarus (love it), and the Ringworld series (I should be reading it).
‘Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus’ Gameplay Trailer: Let’s Get This Freak Show On The Road
This trailer is my everything. And, to answer the trailer’s question, you fucking bet I got some Nazi fightin’ killing skills still up in me.
Jordan Peele developing show about 1970s Nazi Hunters. He wants them scalps or something
Jordan Peele has announced that he’s developing a show based on real-ass Nazi Hunters in the 1970s. I’m in. I’ll just leave it there. Full stop.
Another attempt at a ‘Scanners’ TV show is being made. Insert head exploding joke here
Folks, they’re at it again. The MediaWizards. This time they’re attempting to adapt cult classic Scanners into a TV show. Let’s push aside the obvious, typical “it doesn’t need a TV adaptation” rhetoric for a moment. The new owners of the property actually have a dope pedigree, so who the fuck knows.
‘Voltron: Legendary Defender’ Season 4 Trailer: Razzle Dazzle Time!
Yeah, I know the trailer for the fourth season of Voltron: Legendary Defender dropped last week. But, I didn’t have a computer last, and OL is anything, it’s a compendium of shit I consider dope. Dope shit, if you will. So, I’m posting this fucking trailer, ’cause I’m goddamn pumped for the upcoming season.
