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‘No Man’s Sky’ is getting multiplayer this July and you gotta respect Hello Games’ hustle
After No Man’s Sky dropped and was an abject fucking disappointment for most, it seemed sensible to not have high hopes for it. However, man, I respect Hello Games and Sean Murphy for patching this game into something if not as special as promised, at least very enjoyable.
I never played it in its initial iteration, but I become more and more tempted as time passes.
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OmegaPlays: Sonic Mania #1 – Steven Seagal’s Arms Are Too Heavy
First off, fuck me, I don’t know why the quality of the video here is so low. But, you’re not here for video quality! You’re here for the shitty banter between Bateman and me! In fact, you’re probably not here at all!
‘John Wick 3’ is officially dropping one year from today. Can’t fucking wait, can’t wait at all
The final installment of the greatest trilogy in American Cinematic History is dropping in exactly one year. So fucking close, so fucking far away. Check out the announcement teaser after the jump!
‘Mission: Impossible – Fallout’ Trailer: Henry Cavill Is A Wonderful Mustachioed Hammer
I need this fucking movie, my dudes. The M:I movies are fucking fun, and plus I just want to swoon watching Henry Cavill kick ass and rock a mustache for two hours.
Lando Calrissian could get his own ‘Star Wars’ spin-off movie some day, says Kathleen Kennedy
Kathleen Kennedy, Chief Czar of Lucasfilm, has come out and said that Lando may one day get his own Star Wars spin-off flick. As contradictory as it is for me to champion this idea, fuck it, I’m going to! I know, I know. Typically I bemoan the franchise for not striking out into new territory. But! It’s Lando! It’s Donald Glover!
‘Rage 2’ Gameplay Trailer: If Gearbox won’t give us a new ‘Borderlands’, Bethesda will
This trailer has me fucking hyped, my dudes. While I think we’re going to be seeing Borderlands 3 very soon (E3!), this new trailer for Rage 2 definitely scratches the Blands 3 itch that’s been consuming me.
‘Rage 2’ Announce Trailer: Now With A Bit More Levity
I never played the original Rage, though I’ve had a sort of curious, voyeuristic urge to do so lately. But, despite that, I’m really intrigued by the prospect of the second title. Like, it’s been six fucking years since I got to wander Borderlands‘ post-apocalyptic Mad Max type shit. And while it seems the wait for a third title in this series may be coming to a close, at least I know a potential alternative is arriving as well.
Cliff Bleszinski’s Boss Key Productions has closed, ending a weird and bummer of a time
Today, CliffyB, aka Dude Huge, aka the creator of Gears of War has announced that his games studio has closed its doors. It was a weird time, to be a fan of his, during this Boss Key Productions saga. They created the preposterously boastful and cataclysmically unsuccessful Lawbreakers. Then, they attempted to quickly pivot into the Battle Royale arena. And, now, they’re no more.
Maybe: ‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake date to be announced at E3. Dude, 2025 is gonna be fucking litttttttttttttt
First off, the FFVII remake date being announced at E3 seems plausible. Second off, if you think they’re gonna make that announced date you’re a fucking sucker. Third off, if it’s earlier than 2020, I’m going to shit in your pants.
